Genesis 39

Genesis 39 Meanwhile… The story gets back to Joseph, who seems to be having a great time as a slave. He’s sold to a high-ranking Egyptian official and is so blessed by God (but not enough to be free) that this official,¬†Potiphar, gives him full control over his household. Unfortunately, Joseph is so blessed by God …

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Genesis 38

Genesis 38 So now Judah heads out on his own, has a few kids with a Canaanite woman and starts a family. He marries off his first born, Er, to Tamar, but God kills him before he has children of his own. Judah makes his 2nd son, Onan, sleep with her, but he doesn’t want her …

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Genesis 30

Genesis 30 What the hell is wrong with these people? Are these really the best people God could find? Rachel wants Jacob to give her children, Jacob is all pissed off because that’s God’s job, and apparently servants are baby factories for their barren masters! Since God randomly cursed Rachel, she thinks she can have children …

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Genesis 19

Genesis 19 Now this is an action packed chapter! Sex, wrath of god, incest! Good stuff. Angels visit Sodom. ¬†Lot, who lives there sees them and insists them to stay with him. After an unleavened meal, they get ready to sleep when the entire damn city descend on his house and demand to fuck the strangers. …

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