Genesis 19

Genesis 19 Now this is an action packed chapter! Sex, wrath of god, incest! Good stuff. Angels visit Sodom.  Lot, who lives there sees them and insists them to stay with him. After an unleavened meal, they get ready to sleep when the entire damn city descend on his house and demand to fuck the strangers. …

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Genesis 18

Genesis 18 3 men, somehow connected to the Lord, but not clearly, show up in front of Abraham and he rushes about to take care of them.  He orders Sarah to make some bread, he has a boy kill a calf, and got some other stuff. One of the visitors mentions that Sarah will have a …

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Genesis 17

Genesis 17 After 13 years, God appears to Abram again. This time he has even MORE promises, but an interesting requirement. God says Abram is now to be called Abraham, which apparently means “father of many”. He tells Abram that his descendants will inherit all of Canaan, where he’s living now, and that his descendants will be  many.  That is …

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Genesis 16

Genesis 16 Abram’s wife is a bitch. There, I said it. Apparently, Sarai couldn’t have children. This is a sad thing, and I can feel very sorry for her, except for the fact that she is a raving nutjob and a bitch. Since she couldn’t have kids, she figured she would have her husband father a …

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Genesis 15

Genesis 15 The Lord comes to Abram in a vision and tells him: You will have an heir, despite your barren wife.  Abram is worried a servant will get all his stuff. Your descendants will be many Said descendants will have a crappy time of it for a little while (400 years!!!) Abram then kills some …

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