Genesis 16 Abram’s wife is a bitch. There, I said it. Apparently, Sarai couldn’t have children. This is a sad thing, and I can feel very sorry for her, except for the fact that she is a raving nutjob and a bitch. Since she couldn’t have kids, she figured she would have her husband father a …
Genesis 11 This starts out with the a story of man spreading out, but having one language, which makes sense since they are all directly descended from 6 people! These industrious people decided to build a city. Ok, that sounds good. Then they decided to build a tower. And not just ANY tower, but one that reaches to the …
Genesis 10 Lineage blah blah lineage blah blah. A couple things of note though: Not a single daughter is mentioned Canaan’s clans I mention the first because, well, the earth is empty. How are all these sons (a LOT of them) going to multiply on the earth without some cousins to screw? The other thing doesn’t mention Canaan’s …
Genesis 5 There really isn’t much to talk about in this chapter. It’s just a listing of the male lineage from Adam to Noah’s 3 sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. There really are only 3 things notable about this narrative: There is no mention of Cain or Able. I understand not mentioning Able, since he didn’t …